As gorgeous as an orchid
Or picking off hordes of orphans in a forklift
Short on endorphins, this awkward dork’s sordid
According to the stork I ought’ve been aborted
This poor pauper’s every pore paws for torment
Pause the porn and snort to distort thought. Gorgeous.
Nobody plans to be half a world away at times like these,
so I sat alone and waited out the night.